PASSIONATE PINKY -BOO champagne and strawberry flavour. 2 litre carton because size matters. Hard and firm straight from the fridge -settle down with your partner relax watching TV -a Billy Elliot re-run or Torchwood or maybe Merlin is on ,well we all know about that one. Caution packed in a factory containing Gay men may include traces of amyl nitrate.
DALSTON DRIVE BY- Jus chill out wiv u Street Ice -First in our authentic Urban range Yo brothers this ice cream demands respect. The authentic taste of the Caribbean featuring coconut , well pulped banana's and crushed mango's. Caution packed in a factory a stones throw from Broadwater Farm may contain traces of cordite.
LESBIAN LEMON LUSH -as neat as a drink from the velvet cup. Sweet with a subtle soft tang. One for ladies nights .
TRIPLE T -TOFFEE TRANSGENDER TWIST - for empathy with transgender people its made using milk from genetically modified male -female hybrid cows.
RASPBERRY SHANKS - a new addition to our Urban Range. Both a gourmet delight and a concept creation. On the top is raspberry coulis below chocolate ice cream separated by thin rice paper layer. Stab the ice cream and the red sauce runs down through the body of the ice cream.