Thursday, 23 June 2011

EU wants UK to cultivate more Triffids

"Most live in towns and Cities but to the English people the countryside is England and England is the countryside. " Stanley Baldwin speech in 1930s

As of yet some English countryside is not concreted over to house millions of migrants. So the EU would like it to be used for Triffid plants.

In the Day Of The Triffids -the population are blind to whats coming. The Triffids increase at an expidential rate and will eliminate the indigenous species.

Trevor Philips head of the Equality & Human rights commission says Triffids are much better intigrated into the countryside of England then roses, oak trees or Englishmen.

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